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Jessica Simpson Finally Gave Birth, and All is Maxwell » wandering tummie

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May 01

Jessica Simpson Finally Gave Birth, and All is Maxwell

 

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Jessica Simpson finally popped her baby just a few moments ago, and as if the newborn isn’t suffering enough just being Jessica Simpson’s baby, she’s going to live the rest of her life named Maxwell Drew Johnson. Of all the million other pretty girl names she could’ve chosen, she went with the one that’ll have her baby beat up in the schoolyard because her name sounds like a boy. Either that or the mean girls will tease her as Maxi Pad. So, congratulations, I guess.

[photo source: healthland.time.com]

 

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